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Holy fuckballs, Batman

Holy fuckballs! Are you seeing this? I don’t just mean with your eyes. I mean with your heart and your soul and your testicles. I feel this in my stomach. I can kind of smell it. Is this the prettiest kit ever produced? Quite possibly.

Just look at that thing! I think I’m getting emotional.

This may be an Inter Milan blog, but if you don’t get a footballgasm looking at this thing and all its possibilities we cannot be friends.

Back in the summer, I rated all of Serie A’s kits using pop culture and other spurious references. I wish I knew then what I know now. I feel duped by the kit manufacturing Gods.

Rating: A toasty mug of hot chocolate on a non-traditional hot chocolate drinking day.