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Samuel Eto’o has announced his launching a music career. Yes, that’s a real sentence I just typed. And yes, that’s a thing that’s really happening, you damn cynic.
Eto’o released a short glimpse of his soon-to-be released album on twitter last night, and let’s just say it’s really, really something.
Certains auraient dit qu’Eto’o ne peut pas? Les absents auront tort...On va voir!!! Adrenaline pic.twitter.com/u6Fems4aVp
— Samuel Eto'o (@setoo9) December 7, 2019
Nothing screams pop star like wearing an ill-fitting, diamond encrusted chain that spells out your own name.
Samuel Eto’o is 38-years old. We think.
Let’s get behind Samuel’s new project. Here are a couple of potential album covers, give me your best guesses at potential titles.
Sounds of Samuel
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Samuel Eto’o: Goalscorer, Winner, Humanitarian
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Being right in a world gone wrong
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My time is now
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Fuck you, Pep
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What you got?