Ding Dong the prick has left!
Mauro Icardi has finally, mercifully left Inter. Icardi is taking his lawsuit and Agent-Wife to join the men of Saint-Germain in Paris, agreeing to an initial loan deal with the Parisian club having an option buy, according to Sky Sports in Italy.
Icardi will sign a new contract with Inter (don’t panic), then join PSG for one season before completing a £70 million permanent deal next summer.
The fresh contract protects some of Icardi’s value, supposedly. If he lights it up at PSG, but the club refuses to sign him permanently (why would they in that scenario?) Inter might be able to move him to another club at a similar value, the theory goes.
The main news is this: Icardi has left, Wanda with him.
Two wins from two. Top of the league. The Icardashians out of town. Today is a good day.